InvestorsHub Logo
Boards
News
Market Data
Markets
Discover
Discover
Subscribe Login/Register
S&P 500
5,187.70
(
0.13%
)
US TECH 100
17,618.80
(
0.05%
)
Dow Jones
38,884.26
(
0.08%
)
Brent Oil
82.61
(
-0.31%
)
Bitcoin
62,530.05
(
0.31%
)
Post# of 32064
Next 10
Reply Private New
Public Reply Private Reply New Post
Keep Last Read
Keep Next 10 Report Keyboard Shortcuts
Next 10 Prev Next

excel

Send PM Follow Ignore
Followers 167
Posts 88082
Boards Moderated 8
Alias Born 03/08/2001

excel

Member Level

Re: None

Tuesday, 03/03/2015 4:32:54 PM

Tuesday, March 03, 2015 4:32:54 PM

Post# of 32064
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it?"

"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."




www.mikeysFunnies.com

Public Reply Private Reply New Post
Keep Last Read
Keep Last Read Next 10 Report Keyboard Shortcuts
Next 10 Prev Next

Join the InvestorsHub Community

Register for free to join our community of investors and share your ideas. You will also get access to streaming quotes, interactive charts, trades, portfolio, live options flow and more tools.

Sign Up