What do you call a pill that is a combination of aphrodisiac and laxative? Easy come, easy go. Apparently when your girlfriend asks which of her friends you would like to have a threesome with, you are only supposed to say one name. I told you ill be there in 5 minutes. Stop calling me every half an hour. Shouting "put your hands in the air like you just don't care!" is a fun way to bring a party atmosphere to a bank robbery. Will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow. needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO. I'm so poor... I'm taking a vacation on Google Street View this year. I got a restraining order from the Costco bagel sample lady. I'm old enough to remember when there was only one fat kid in class photos. When I first got my puppy I called him Barky Bark. Now he's grown up, so he's just Bark Wahlberg.