Someone posted this bit of humor at HSM a couple years ago:
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as we look in on rufus we see him staring out of his prison cell bars, gazing over the rolling green hills as the sun starts to set. thoughts of lies and dead horses and fed-ex drivers cross his mind.
when suddenly he sees a horse dashing over the hills! his heart starts to rush. could it be.....could it be.....YES! it's rubberrider rushing to break dufus out of prison. there is a god after all the idiot thinks to himself.
"boss man, grab this rope and tie it around those bars" the great rubberrider screams as he throws the rope at dufus and misses by 10 feet, and misses by 15 feet his next 22 times. but on the 23 attempt a gust of wind finds the rope and flies it thru the bars almost knocking rufus unconscious. but the almighty liar manages to clear his feable little mind and ties the rope around the bars of his moldy,dust, semen stained cell.
and as the half starved mare lunges forward rubberrider screams "RUN NELLIE RUN!!!! and nellie runs and breaks out the bars that encaged the great idiot.
rufus screams "I'M FREE, I'M FREE'..........
then suddenly rubberrider starts to fade away as rufus here's a voice.....
"WAKE UP YOU FUK'N IDIOT YOU'RE DREAMING AGAIN"
it's the prison guard.
"harris you are one sick mofo. you been here too long all by yourself so i got you a roomate, meet big black bubba."
harris turns to see bubba and thinks to himself (this guy is bigger than that guy on "the green mile')
bubba stares at dufus and says " ya sur are prudy. ya got an ass like a 12yr old lil'boy. i'm a thinking we a be having alot a fun the two uf us."
rufus glances at the prison guard with a look of fear in his eyes.
the guard looks at dufus and says "sleep tight dickwad, bubba is in here for life too."
and the lights fade away.....
