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Wednesday, 02/25/2015 12:49:56 PM

Wednesday, February 25, 2015 12:49:56 PM

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Three old men were talking about their health problems. The 70-year-old said: "My problem is I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me at least 20 minutes to pee.

The 80-year-old said: "My problem is I get up at eight and it takes me at least half an hour to have a bowel movement."

The 90-year-old said: "At seven I pee like a horse. and at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine!"

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