Any Good Jokes?

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In Beijing there is a
wooden sculpture of the Emperor Chung. It's titled Chung in Teak.

Did you hear about the man
at the flower shop who was robbed at gunpoint? He was a petrified florist.

If your partner is giving birth
and the midwife doesn't show up on time, would that be called a midwife crisis?

A man recently fell into
an upholstery machine. Glad to report he's fully recovered.

Did you hear about the
cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why do ghouls and demons
hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend.

What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car in it, man.