Any Good Jokes?

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You know you're Italian if:
You have at least one sister who went to beauty school.

You have ever been in a fight defending Sylvester Stallone's acting ability.

It's impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.

If someone in your family grows beyond 5ft 6in., it is presumed his mother had an affair.

You are a card-carrying VIP at more than three strip clubs.

Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives.

You're 5ft 4in., can bench press 325lbs., shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you.