Senior wedding
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 90, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Rebecca: "How about medicine for circulatory and urinary problems?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and constipation?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Rebecca: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: “You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, dementia, and Alzheimer's?
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety; the works."
Rebecca: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, and medication for Parkinson's disease?
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Rebecca: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers, and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Rebecca: "We'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry!"
