Calmare Therapeutics Inc (fka CTTC)

[Vaffan-Coulo]

Even MORE hilarity!

Cooney trying to brag about his "patient-to-patient program":

must be real busy

He says:

"Diana Slade, a South African with CRPS who traveled more than 7,000 miles to New Jersey for treatment last year, chatted via email a few months ago with a new patient from Missouri, also with CRPS, prior to her coming here for treatment."

So "Diana" actually spoke to someone "a few months" ago? MONTHS ago????? Wow! Interested customers must be ringing Cooney's phone right off the wall, huh?

And in a REMARKABLY long and detailed account of her experience, "Diana" mentions:

"My husband discovered Calmare on an Internet search and we soon realized Dr. Cooney in the U.S. specialized in CRPS cases. While going for treatment in Italy would have been closer, we decided to fly 15 hours to Newark, New Jersey, USA, for Dr. Cooney’s treatment in late 2014."

So someone in South Africa does an "internet search" and finds a broken down quackopractor working out of a dreary little box wedged between two hair salons in New Jersey, and somehow decides that's a better choice than a MUCH shorter trip to the guy that invented the thing in the first place????? Yeahhhhhhh...PERFECTLY logical!

And that program must be doing a really great job of recruiting patients, too! It's only been OVER TWO MONTHS since Cooney posted about any NEW patients! Maybe he was just too busy out climbing those mountains...in the dark...barefoot...in the rain....