Any Good Jokes?

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When travelling at the speed of sound, can you still hear the radio?

Does distressed leather come from really tense cows?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Why do people say, "It was in the last place I looked." Of course it was!

When French people swear, do they say "Pardon my English?".

If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?

Why is herbal tea allowed to be called tea when there
isn't a single tea leaf in it?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If you opened up a box of milk duds and one was bad,
what would you call it?

Why is it that out of all the things that can fly...
FLY got the name?

I lost my watch at a party recently.
After searching for an hour, I notice that a man was standing on it
whilst forcing himself on a young woman.
I walked up to him and punched him in the face.
Nobody treats women like that, not on my watch.