Any Good Jokes?

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Grandmas are smart





I was out walking with my grandson. He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that.



"Why?" my grandson asked. "



Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and
probably has germs. Sometimes germs make little boys sick and not feel
good" I replied.



At this point, my grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."



I was thinking quickly and said to him, "All Grandmas know
stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let
you be a Grandma."



We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh...I get it! He beamed, so if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa."



"Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face.