The
Buttocks
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely
burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from
his body, because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of
her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was
suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed
that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they
requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very
delicate matter.
After
the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He
looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives
just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One
day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her
sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did
for me. How can I possibly repay you?'
My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your
mother kiss you on the cheek.'
