Tornado Alley (PROG)

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Joni "hog nuts" Ernst is going to deliver the republican rebuttal to the state of the union speech. Intellectually, she is few rungs lower on the ladder than even Michele Bachmann, but in terms of craziness, she is in a dead heat with ol' Michele. Lindsey (mrs. mccain) Graham gave her some fresh hog castration tools to welcome her to congress. She was dazed, as she had never seen such fancy tools. She used to castrate hogs, all right, but she used her teeth to do it in the way her daddy taught her. <cue banjo music> actually, the tool they gave her is for castrating cattle, not pigs, but since when does anything factual enter into a republican world?