About fell over laughing!
Apparently Cooney's feet are getting sore from all those mountains he has to climb...in the dark...barefoot...and in the rain in order to get any insurance reimbursement!
He posted on his scamsite about that bogus trial ran by Ms. Starkweather and Smith's "scambuddy," "Patrick Coyne," trying to use it to attract suckers and he says:
"Often, the out-of-pocket charges for Calmare Therapy are comparable to those patients must incur for their various medications for pain."
Yeah! Right!! Gotta find SOME argument to convince the marks to part with their money! Of course, three to four THOUSAND dollars will buy enough vicodin to last 20-30 YEARS -- ESPECIALLY since it's covered by INSURANCE!
Then he provides the standard COA statement:
"Calmare Therapy can help lessen or eliminate several types of neuropathic pain with none of the unpleasant costs or side effects associated with painkillers (opioids)."
Shucks! "Help lessen" doesn't sound all that confident, does it? He OBVIOUSLY isn't aware of Ms. Starkweather's FIRST set of data -- the one I posted about before where she practically eliminated ALL pain in those patients! Cut their analgesic use in HALF even! If he knew, then maybe he wouldn't be so hesitant about assuring everyone what a "miracle" painkilling device the thing is! Why, he might even be willing to start offering a "money back if not satisfied" guarantee!
Personally, when I'm hurtin', a little Columbian Red, a bottle of mad dog, and Jimi Hendrix wailing on "Voodoo Chile" does me just fine! It's a LOT cheaper and GUARANTEED more effective than ANY QUACK medical device on the market!
