[[[[[**DO NOT BUY NEOM**]]]]] EyesWideOpen. ARE WE CLEAR ON THAT. NEOM is the most diluted stock I've ever seen bar none.
YA are filth. If they pulled this stunt in China they would have been executed. LITERALY. The chinese government would have put them to death. They might have found Laura guilty of being an accomplice & killed her as well. I'm not joking.
NEOM is a train wreck that just won't quit happening!
However,,, having said all that I have to tell you about a very strange phenomenon known as,,,,
"Classic Quantum Dynamic TURD Effect"
I know you probably think I'm joking but hear me out.
Some years back a few of us had found a stock that was way undervalued. It had a good business model, growing revenues & was close to filing it's 10K which would reflect the company's first profits. It had a good management team & very managable, conventional debt. We all knew this stock was primed to blow up. Yet every day it lost a little more value. Sometimes it would enjoy a minor 1 day run which would get us all excited only to give all the gains back & continue going down.
Anyway like all stock boards we had a resident basher who continuously told us what a bad stock we had. One day he suggested to us (it could have been a joke} that we check out another stock he had been watching.
He told us about Trans Urban Rectal Dynamics. Yep. You guessed it,,, The ticker was TURD
I need to tell you we researched the hell out of it so we could tell our basher how dumb he was. Sure enough, bringing all our due dilligence to focus we uncovered a serious scam. Management was inept, never returned calls or e-mails, 8 billion shares AS all of which were OS. Toxic funding that just ate any value the company had, with $150 million in debt, steady dilution, insignificant revenues, also defending it's self in several law suits & for all intents & purposes on it's last legs.
We laughed our butts off at the basher's expense. Needless to say TURD had no bid, an ask of .0001 & very very low volume. It was so funny for the hell of it I bought 5 million shares just so I could say "I have a major stake in TURD" I wasn't the only one that bought. We had more money than sense back in those days.
Then one day everything changed. Another company, I think it was Amalgamated Fertilizers issued an everyday fluff PR about signing a letter of intent with TURD to explore the feasability fertilizing inner city / urban areas where condemned housing had been torn down. It was obvious BS but who knew how valuable genuine BS really was?
TURD took off. Everyday it just kept scorching the top of the charts. They continued to issue BS & fiuff. Sadly I sold almost all of my TURD early cause I just knew this crap couldn't continue & yet it did. A month after that first PR TURD broke through a dollar & over the next couple of days raced to $2.58! I sold out & was astonished at how much I had made on total bull s--t. I wished I had kept at least a million shares when I first sold but I didn't. I will never make that mistake again!!!
So you're probably wondering. What's all this got to do with NEOM you ask? Hang in there I'm getting to that.
Put 2 & 2 together & it can't get much better.
Now remember. I told you! DO NOT BUY NEOM.
Never the less, consider for just a moment how lucky we all are! I think it's entirely possible that,,,,
NEOM IS THE BIGGEST TURD THERE EVER WAS!
