Calmare Therapeutics Inc (fka CTTC)

[Vaffan-Coulo]

Oops! Looks like Dr. Becker abandoned ship:

another one bites the dust

...say what, doc:

"SORRY, but we're no longer accepting patients. We have officially closed our doors."

Well, dang! That was QUICK! Hadn't been open what -- a month or two?

Maybe he wasn't able replicate all those "miraculous" results that MISTER Marineo ALLEGED he got. Yeah, evoking a good placebo response requires a certain scam bedside personality. Some docs just ain't got it! Others, like Dr. Potatohead, are inventive and work around it by providing candlelight, soft music, and warm blankets when they treat patients!

On the other hand, maybe "Christian," unlike Cooney, just can't handle climbing mountains barefoot...in the dark...and in the rain...in order to try and get an insurance company to pay for calmare treatments!

Oh, well, win a few, lose a few -- right?