Monday, December 22, 2014 2:21:21 PM
1) PTOI builds a flagship processor!!! John Bordynuik and his Mom declare it greater than all processors ever created in the Universe!!! MIT is on the verge of handing out honorary doctorates!!
2) But then unforeseen disaster strikes New York!!! The flagship breaks in the first winter!! Who could have possibly known it would get cold in Niagara Falls. And the CFO says our money has gone poof like a Heddle Marine deal. The MMs and boogeymen reign supreme....
3) But no worries!!! Out of nowhere, PTOI sells a Flagship processor!!! Maybe even like 30 or 543 the PR implies without actually saying anything!!!! WOOT!! WOOT!!!
4) But after some basic research it turns out the buyer was Bordynuik's uncle's second wife's cousin twice removed. Sadness once again fills the land...
5) But then great news!!!! She works for a top 467 Utah-based refinery that is now in the medical marijuana business!!! Happiness is restored...hedgies on the run!!!
6) Uggghh!!! Then it is discovered the refinery actually shutdown last September. Something about permits....sadness once again descends on Level II the markets over.
7) But then when all hope was lost, good news!!! Bespoke and Greentree are going to fund the refinery's big re-launch!!! And Heddle is even going to supply a free tug!!! Hurray!!!!
8) But 7 filings later, the fine print is finally revealed and it says Bespoke will launch the refinery once they receive more free trading shares from Bordynuik's trust fund.
9) And this time Bordynuik's kids are putting their foot down! But hey good news all this drama bought time for Bespoke, Greentree, and His Majesty to have millions more shares and warrants come off restriction so it all worked out in the end!!!
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