Any Good Jokes?

[Pro-Life]

A cute, blonde high school girl was looking to make some cash during her summer vacation, so she went to the upscale end of town and knocked on a front door.

Man opened, and she asked if he needed any odd jobs doing.

"Sure" he said. "Could you paint the porch?"

"Oh yes" she replied.

"Great, there's paint and brushes in the garage, I'll pay you $50.00"

"Okay, said our blonde, and off she went.

"Is that girl aware that the porch goes all around the house?" asked his wife, "$50 doesn't seem much for that amount of work".

The man smirked, and went back to his ipad. Before too long, the girl was back.

"Done already?", the man asked, amazed.

"Yes", she replied, beaming.

"I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats".

The man paid her, and said "Here's ten dollars more as a tip.

"Thank you, she said, but you know, it isn't a Porch, it's an Audi."