Seth Rogen and James Franco...
having their movie pulled due to terrorist threats sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogen and James Franco movie.
Where were these Terrorists
when Seth Rogen did the Green Hornet?!?!?
We should teach North Korea a lesson
and send them Seth Rogen and James Franco.
Been coughing all day, can't seem to stop.
Guess I should go see a movie.
"What do you mean they took the dog?" Taken 4
The only real difference between my 20s and 30s
is that now I make all my bad decisions before midnight.
How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?
Heading out for drinks,
bail money's on top of the fridge.
If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists,
my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I’m making him draw a pirate.
When nuns leave the church, do they get half
of the Vatican's stuff?
Why is it when I
talk to God they say I'm praying, but when God talks to me they call me schizophrenic.
.... I went to a restaurant
that serves "breakfast any time". I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
I got my Father's weak chin, receding hairline,
and tiny crooked penis.
It was the strangest will reading I have ever attended.
