Any Good Jokes?

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I wonder if Magic Johnson ever regrets
wasting the world's best porn name on a basketball career...

Dear Autocorrect,
She's an amazing woman not an amazon woman. Thanks, now I'm never getting laid!

Well well well,
if it isn't the problems I keep running away from.

My Grandad had a pet shop.
Which was a really stupid thing to have a pet do.

Politicians are like sperm...
one in a million turn out to be an actual human being.

My favorite sci-fi this year is...
the Bank of America ad where the 30 year old dude with a new baby has $56k in his checking account.

I didn't mean to wish her "good lick in your new position"

What's the difference.............
between a nun and a prostitute taking a shower? The nun has hope in her soul.

Why do bulimics love KFC ?
Because it comes with a bucket

Memo to male office managers: If you keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in your bottom drawer, when your secretary gets one out, you'll get a great view of her ass.