Since the release of Viagra, exotic dancers now claim they're receiving a lot more standing ovations.
2 of my gay friends who are Irish got married last week. What were their names you ask? Ryan Fitspatrick and Patrick Fitsryan. They were made for each other.
Viagra is now available in liquid form. It's name is Mydixadrill.
I once had dinner in a German-Chinese restaurant. the food was delicious, but an hour later, I was hungry for POWER!
How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
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