Any Good Jokes?

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I put a dart board on the ceiling
yesterday but I don't like using it because it makes me throw up.

Is karate for amputees called partial arts?

I went on a date on ecstasy last night.
It's far better than speed dating.

I gave my ex girlfriend crabs,
I think that was the reason she left me, giving her such ridiculous birthday presents.

People in glass cake shops.
Shouldn't throw scones

There's no excuse for laziness... but if you find one, let me know.

Slut - A Woman with the morals of a man.

Statistics are like a bikini,
what they reveal is suggestive, but what they hide is vital.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.