***Airport Full Body Scan Status Report 2014 ...Finally, some useful facts are coming out of all those airport full body scans! ***FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS... ...CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results.. ...December 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA : ..Terrorists Discovered "0" ..Transvestites "133" ..Hernias "1,485" ..Hemorrhoid Cases "3,172" ..Enlarged Prostates "8,249" ..Breast Implants "59,350" ..Natural Blondes "3" ***It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls. .....Thought you'd like to know.