Any Good Jokes?

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Rookie cop
is at his first accident scene. The accident involved a single motorcycle and parts were scaterd all over the road including human remains. The rookie cop starts writing down everything he see's. " Bike parts all over the road. Torso on road. Head on bullavard,boleavard,boula. One big kick with his foot . head in ditch

The Trains Are Always Late
A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

What goes ha ha ha pop?
Someone laughing their head off.

Too much overeating again this Thanksgiving, so this time I'm quitting cold turkey.