Worst Native American Name, Ever......
Chief Financial Officer
Bought the 'Sounds of the Rainforest' cd,
not as relaxing as I hoped. The 1st half was birds chirping, rest was chainsaws and bulldozers
What's the difference between a Michael Brown costume and a Batman costume?
Batman can go out without robin.
Did you hear about the Nun who had 3 pussies?
THE OTHER NUNS WERE GETTING TIRED OF HER "HOLIER THAN THOU" ATTITUDE.
A patient in a mental hospital would put his ear to the wall and listen for several minutes. He continually did this every day. The doctor watched him do this day after day. Finally his curiosity got the best of him and the doctor put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing.
The doctor turned to the mental patient and said, “I don’t hear anything.”
The patient replied, “Yeah, I know. It’s been like that for months!”
you know what they say... it's the little pricks
unless mite is the distinction of "I might" from "my might", in which case those 13's were baby steps... so in the words of Teddy Roosevelt, "Speak softly, or I'll make you build the panama canal"
“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”
--Erma Bombeck--
