Subject: FW: The will
> DougSmith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.
> His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
>
> He asks for 2
> witnesses to be
> present and a camcorder be in place to record his
> last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
>
> * My son, "Bernie,
> I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
> * My daughter
> "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east
> end."
> * My son, "Jamie, I
> want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
> * "Sarah, my dear
> wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks
> of the
> river.
> The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not
> realize his extensive
> holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs.
> Smith, your
> husband must have been such a hard-working man to have
> accumulated
> all this property".
>
>
> Sarah replies, "Property ? .... the twit had a paper
> route!"
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