- Always speak well of your enemies- after all, you made them .
- You can fool some of the people some of the time, and that should be sufficient.
- There is no substitute for genuine lack of preparation.
- Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
- Variety is the spice of life, but monotony buys the groceries.
- Support bacteria. It's the only culture some people have.
The holiday season is a time for family…
but let’s try to enjoy it anyway.
You can test my patience all you want, but I’m never going to pass.
You have no idea what I'm incapable of...
I don't like to be difficult
but I'm good at it.
Every time I'm around my mother in law,
I wonder who's running hell in her absence.
Teens today have it so easy.
We didn't have self-checkout lanes when WE bought condoms.
I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You just can't trust 'em.
-- Jim Valvano--
