My love life has been so bad I decided to call one of those phone-sex numbers. Just my luck, they put me on hold. I waited and waited, and when I finally got through the girl says, "Not tonight I have an earache."
During my prostate exam....
.....I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"?
"Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.
Mommy what is called
when two people sleep on top of each other ? Mother not wanting to lie says, it's called intercourse. Twenty mins later the child says , Mom it isn't called intercourse it's called bunk beds .....and the neighbor wants to talk to you.
TV Land has pulled reruns of the "The Cosby Show"
from its lineup.
People were uncomfortable falling asleep while it was on.
