21 year old Bill Gates explaining to an office supply store in 1976 that he wants to buy a photocopier with Microsoft shares Store Clerk: "What does your company do, sir?" Bill Gates: "We're developing an Operating System for PCs." Store Clerk: "A What for a WHAT???" Bill Gates: "We're inventing Windows! Here, I'll mail you a photo of all of us." Store Clerk: [hangs up phone] Watchdog Bob Lorsch and his pissant 2 cent MMRF wouldn't even get that far. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/Microsoft-Staff-1978.jpg