Any Good Jokes?

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words of wisdom?
- A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.

- Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.

- For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

- If you live in a glass house, you should change clothes in the basement.

- Never go to a plastic surgeon whose favorite artist is Picasso.

- One good turn usually gets most of the blanket.

- Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand

- The bigger they are, the harder they hit.