You're An EXTREME Redneck When...
These might have been posted, but my photographic memory hasn't been developed yet.
> 1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner
> table in front of her
> kids.
> 2 The Blue Book value of your truck
> goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
> 3 You've been married three times and still have the
> same in-laws.
> 4 You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a
> different night.
>
>
> 5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so
> clean.
>
>
> 6 Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey,
> guys, watch this.'
>
>
> 7 You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
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> 8 Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
>
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> 9 Your junior prom offered day care.
>
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> 10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are
> 'Gentlemen, start
> your engines.'
>
>
> 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded
> right off its
> wheels.
>
>
> 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your
> porch has more teeth than your spouse.
>
>
> 13. You have to go outside to get something from the
> fridge.
>
>
> 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>
>
> 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a
> freebie at the House
> of Tattoos.
>
>
> 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
> there's a law against it.
>
>
> 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife
> drunk.
"Music is the movement of sound to reach the soul for the education of its virtue". ~Plato~
