"Doctor, doctor, will this ointment you've given me clear up my spots?" "You know me, I never make rash promises!"
- "Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming about necrophilia, sadism, and bestiality!" "Forget it, you're flogging a dead horse."
- "Doctor, doctor, I've got amnesia!" "Go home and forget about it."
- "Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dog." "How long have you felt like this?" "Ever since I was a puppy!"
- "Doctor, doctor, I've lost my memory!" "When did this happen?" "When did what happen?"
A couple had a baby boy and although seemingly normal many months and years passed and he never uttered a word. They took him to many specialists but no one could tell them why their son had not spoken. Finally one morning at breakfast the child exclaimed loudly, “This toast is burnt!” “It’s a miracle!”, said his Mom. “But son,” said his Dad, “why did it take you so long to speak?” “Well”, said the child, “Up until now, everything has been alright.”
