A family went to the circus. While Dad went for popcorn, Sonny and Mom watched the elephants parade in. Sonny got excited and said, "Mom, what's that long thing under the elephant?"
Mom replied, "Oh. That's nothing."
Dad returns and Mom excuses herself to the rest room. Sonny asks Dad, "Dad, what's that long thing under the elephant? Mom said it was nothing."
Dad replied with a smile, "Sonny, I've spoiled that woman!"