Say Hal, do you remember a few years back when there was an informal poll on this board to determine who was the most naïve (euphemism for "stupid") investor - the one who should not, under any circumstances, be allowed outside, even with just loose change in his pockets?
If I am correct, you were voted a close second to Sterling, but it was pretty much a photo finish.
If you help someone when they're in trouble, they'll ask you to help them when they're in trouble again.