I accidentally took a woman's multi-vitamin this morning. I have been trying to get dressed now for 2 hours but everything makes me look fat. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and… If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek. Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning. Keep your nose to the grindstone and your shoulder to the wheel…it’s cheaper than plastic surgery. If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach. Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage.