A cannibal was walking through the jungle
> And came upon a restaurant operated by a
> Fellow cannibal.
>
>
> Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
>
> +Tourist:$5.00
>
> +Broiled Missionary:$10.00
>
> +Fried Explorer: $15.00
>
> +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:$100.00
>
> The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
> "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
>
>
> The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
> They're so full of crap, it takes all day."
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