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Tuesday, 11/11/2014 11:22:13 AM

Tuesday, November 11, 2014 11:22:13 AM

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An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry.
Before the wedding, they embarked on a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their sexual relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked hopefully.
"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.
The old guy frowned, then his eyes brightened as he asked, "Was that one word or two?"
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