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Saturday, 10/25/2014 2:26:35 AM

Saturday, October 25, 2014 2:26:35 AM

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Tell me if you've heard this joke...

A small-time investor walks into a bar looking all bummed.

Bartender asks, "Why the long face, buddy?"

The investor says, "I bought AAPL @ .02 / share"

The bartender says, "Yeah, but AAPL is trading over $100 per share, and that doesn't factor in splits!"

And the small-time investor says, "Yeah, but I could have bought it @ .0031!"

Get it?

I'm here all night...

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