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[Rawnoc]

Seymour would need a massive upgrade to get to be a used car salesman...

1. Used car salesmen once in a while sell something that works.

2. Used car salesmen have to actually earn a living by selling a product.

3. Used car salesmen actually sell a product.

4. Used car salesmen who lie to their customers for 9 years don't get sane repeat customers who defend them.

5. Used car salesmen actually have some degree to competence, ethics, and don't try it twist the meaning of "car ready for test drive" into anything else but its literal meaning.

Can you imagine used car salesman getting away with the shit Seymour's salesmen pull? "By ready for test driving I meant various parts would be spread out all over the place."