Any Good Jokes?

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Sometimes women are overly suspicious
of their husbands.
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she charged.
“You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You’re the only woman on earth.”
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest.
It was Eve. “What do you think you’re doing?” Adam demanded.
“Counting your ribs.” said Eve.

You know what I hate about NASCAR..?
All those hairy bellies sticking out of the bottom of too small Dale Jr. Tshirts.... swilling Budweiser... spewing expletives...dirty Wranglers.....greasy hair under dirty Quaker State caps...and that's just the women !!