Any Good Jokes?

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On the list of things people fear the most .
heights is at the top.

One mans junk is another mans treasure would be a great slogan for a gay dating site .

Sticks and stones will break my bones . The up coming concert for the rolling stones .

For a stripper , the daily grind is what it is.

A gay march should be called a congragaytion .

A Women's mind is cleaner then a mans because she changes it so often.

I drink so much that the last time I did a urine test there was an olive in it.

I just want people to respect me for who I pretend to be .