Oh, wait!!! I just had an idea!!!
People were posting about opioid addiction and alleging how calmare might be useful as an alternative to opioids. However, I pointed out that when treating REAL pain, opioids are, in FACT, NON-addictive.
Then I pointed out calmare couldn't treat an addictive personality and how it lacked "social benefits" since since it won't get you stoned!
Then the thought hit me like a bolt of lightning out of the blue! Just get MISTER Marineo to program in some "stoned" messages! Forget all that scrambled nonsense! Get me STONED, baby! Slap those electrodes on! I'm ready! Why, I bet those machines would FLY out the door! Heck, I'd probably buy one MYSELF! Park it right next the big screen TV!
Dang! And here Conrad goes and ticks Marineo off just when I come up with the ULTIMATE solution to CTTC's problems!
