"Our current locations..."???
Seriously? But what about all those clinics Dr. Chalmers opened already? Hoo-boy! Now there's a "booming" business for ya! I mean, what was it, something like over a HUNDRED?! This new guy must think there's just truckloads of pain patients in Utah!
Oh, wait a minute! You say Chalmers DIDN'T open over a hundred clinics after all? You say he actually managed to open maybe three but he CLOSED them ALL down? And he sent one machine to some goober in Illinois and the another to the "Dixie Chiropractic" clinic across town and neither of them appear to be having any better luck than Chalmers?
Gosh! Well ain't THAT distressing! Probably had "therapists" who weren't properly trained, huh? Then again, how much training does it need to find the dermatome above and below the pain source?
Oh, well, "que sera, sera" and all that!
