Any Good Jokes?

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A clear conscience is the sign of bad memory.

Men don’t get lost;
they discover alternative destinations.

Ham and eggs:
a day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

The cheapest way
to have your family tree traced is to run for a public office.

Talk is cheap…..
if lawyers don’t do the talking.

I always wanted to be somebody, but I guess I should have been more specific.