Any Good Jokes?

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A man came out of a coma
"Where am I" he asked.

"You sir, are in Mercy Hospital." The nurse said.

"How long have I been here?" he asked.

"17 years, 3 months and six days." she said.

"Oh my God. My wife, is she still alive?"
"Yes, and she's doing just fine."

"One more question nurse."
"And what would that be, sir?"

"Could you put me back in my coma for another 8 or 10 years?"