Subject:Marine Scuttlebutt
1) A Marine and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
2) Most Marines have a grizzly bear carpet in their room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
3) The Marines have already been to Mars; that's why there's no sign of life.
4) Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Marine Corps stories.
5) Death once had a near-Marine experience.
6) A Marine can slam a revolving door.
7) When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Marines.
8) A Marine once got bit by a rattlesnake. After 3 days of pain and agony, the snake died.
9) A Marine does not sleep; he waits.
10) Guns are warned not to play with Marines.
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." - Gen. Mattis, USMC
Semper Fi
"My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am."
—Author Unknown
