Three couples want to joint the Catholic Church. They go to see the priest and the priest says, "If you want to join the Catholic Church, don't drink, smoke or have sex for two weeks." All three couples say they can handle that, no sweat.
Two weeks later, the three couples return. The first couple says, "For two weeks, we didn't drink, smoke or have sex." The priest blesses them and they're in the Catholic Church.
The second couple comes in and says, "For two weeks, we didn't drink, smoke or have sex." The priest blesses them and they're in the Catholic Church.
The third couple comes in and says, "For two weeks, we didn't drink or smoke. And, for thirteen days, we didn't have sex. But, when I saw her bending over that freezer in her tight pair of Levi's, I could not control myself any longer."
The priest says, "I'm sorry, but we are not going to be able to let you into the Catholic Church."
The guy says, "That's okay, they don't want us in Safeway anymore either."
