how to get a raise
This Guy walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.” After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and the Guy happily gets up to leave.
“By the way”, asks the boss as the guy was leaving, “which three companies are after you?” “The electric company, water company, and phone company”, He replied.