A state trooper pulled a farmer over for speeding, and he was quite rude about it. As he wrote ticket he swatted at some flies buzzing around his head.
Farmer: "Having some problems with circle flies there are ya?"
Trooper: "Is that what they are? I've never heard of circle flies."
Farmer: "They're common 'round here. We call 'em circle flies because they mostly circle round the back end of a horse."
Trooper: "Hey! Are you trying to call me a horse's behind?"
Farmer: "Oh no, officer! I have too much respect for law enforcement."
(...long pause...)
Farmer: "...Hard to fool them flies, though."
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