I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. Because I have no idea where sandwiches live... "Pay attention, 007; this might look like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it." I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds. One of my "100 things to do before you die" would definitely be "call an ambulance". When I was younger my dad showed me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me. Why didn't Spider-Man's enemies just move to a city without skyscrapers?