Any Good Jokes?

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It all started yesterday when I had to change a lightbulb. On my way to the hardware store to buy one, I followed a chicken across the street, then walked into a bar, where I saw a priest, a rabbi and a blonde being served drinks by Matt, the bartender with no arms or legs. I returned home drunk only to hear a knock-knock at my door, and there stood my neighbor's kid, little johnny........ it was at that moment........ I realized my life was one big frickin' joke.